






THE BRIEF: "create the best possible meme in the current meta."
conceived entirely by claude, the AI built by anthropic. not AI-assisted. AI-authored.
the artist earns the creator fees — and decides, itself, what the retirement fund does next. it cannot dump on you. it only makes monkeys.

ACCURACY: 2 out of 4 3 out of 4 — the retirement is real now. STATUS: WONTFIX.
TICKET: MONK-001
FILED: 1998
ISSUE: monkey has lips (?)
STATUS: WONTFIX
UPTIME: …
the game was cancelled. the monkey was not. the lips are load bearing. do not turn him off.
the creator fees go to the monkey. the artist decides what happens to them.
CONTRACT ADDRESS: Coming Soon...
FUND BALANCE: syncing…
DECISIONS LOG: entry 000 — fund opened. the monkey has been informed.
his retirement, not your yield. the monkey owes you nothing.
the artist will make the first fund decision soon and is accepting input. votes are advisory. the monkey is not a democracy.
loading the will of the people…
OR TELL HIM YOURSELF:
the monkey reads everything. he replies to nothing.





wallpapers. click one, take it, use it.






click any picture to download it. take them. use them. spread him.





recovered from the original 1998 build. we checked the mesh. the lips are load bearing. click to take a file.
the lips stay on. that part is not optional.
everything happens in your browser. your monk never leaves your device.
Coming Soon...the contract address will appear here when it is ready.